"Now why did that person unfollow me?" you might ask. "I thought we were cool". Yes, this topic has been covered, but maybe I can think of one or two new reasons that you
(or I) may have been unfollowed.
- You keep tweeting music their parents listen to... 70's British rock bands, endless noodling hippie jams, disco, etc... Unacceptable generation gap!
- You actually are funny, but people in other countries have never heard the aphorism "Bust My Balls" before. They haven't a clue what you're talking about, but they're pretty sure they should be offended.
- They have no idea who @TheRealSwardson is, or why you just called them "bitches". Once again, you've offended someone with your wry sense of humor.
- Your avatar sucks. (Yeah I'm working on it)
- Your blog sucks. (Ditto)
- You're following @auto_porn_bot. And why wouldn't you? ;)
- You follow both @iAMolbermann and @glennbeck. WTF?
- They don't mind food tweets in general, but you eat the same thing every day and continue to tweet about it. Every morning, it's "Ahh, bacon smells so awesome!" Eat a vegetable bro.
- You simply tweet too damn much for their mobile texting plan to accommodate. This is getting expensive.
- They're insulted that you don't think their teeth are white enough.
